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Look, we all know it’s been a rough couple of weeks. We’re a month into a war that even the most die-hard MAGA loyalists didn’t want, and things have gotten so bad that it finally broke Tucker Carlson. He’s beginning to say things that almost sound sensible.

But just because we’re all a little scared and frustrated doesn’t mean it’s time to take drastic action. As members of Trump’s cabinet, we’re not about to invoke the Twenty-Fifth Amendment just because the president has repeatedly threatened to murder millions of people.

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[-] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I’m not your guy, fwend!

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah, they wait until The President actually kills millions or maybe even billions.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

No, not even then unless it negatively affects the billionaire overlords.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[-] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Honk shoo! Honk shoo!

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