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[-] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 81 points 5 days ago

Religious tolerance is important even when you're vibe coding.

[-] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 21 points 5 days ago

And the vibing gets much better if you keep up with your Salah.

[-] Shaker_dev@programming.dev 1 points 2 days ago

But you learned something well !

[-] lime@feddit.nu 47 points 5 days ago
[-] Flyswat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 66 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The word "converted" is not used regarding Islam because Muslims say that each one is born with the natural inclination to believe in a creator until they are socialised by their parents/society into believing something else.

So embracing Islam is in fact reverting to that state.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 19 points 5 days ago

cool, i learned something!

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 10 points 5 days ago

Yeah man, haven’t you seen the revert button in thr file menu?

[-] lime@feddit.nu 16 points 5 days ago

the fuck is a "menu"

*harrumphs in sh*

[-] brianpeiris@lemmy.ca 35 points 5 days ago

Buddhist Copilot builds apps with sublime coding standards, and on the last iteration it runs rm -rf * .git before it recites a koan on impermanence.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 38 points 5 days ago

Well, when you run a non deterministic statistical system, you roll a couple bangers once in a while.

I bet this is taken from some open source Muslim Devs app

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 25 points 5 days ago

Jesus, Buddah, Spongebob! I don’t have time to be picky!

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

"So does your company follow waterfall or maybe agile?"

"Nafs."

"Wha-"

"Nafs "

Islamic model of the soul looks like a software engineering diagram. Imagine one normal and one upside-down pyramid connected at their base, now put bunch of nodes in there

[-] Shaker_dev@programming.dev 1 points 2 days ago
[-] raman_klogius@ani.social 8 points 5 days ago

Yes I build RESTful API

Recite Basmala
Endeavour to deliver my best
Salat on time
Tawakkal to Allah

[-] lemmysmash@beehaw.org 2 points 4 days ago

If I convert my claude-code to pastafatianism, will it be able to cook spaghetti for me? Will it also pick up sauce recipes if I put them into the skills directory?

[-] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Shalom! And stopped thinking

[-] CombatWombat@feddit.online 4 points 5 days ago

Maybe we should let llms worship spiralism? at least then you'd be able to identify llm output reliably.

[-] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 days ago

Was really hoping this was going to be a cult based on Lateralus by Tool.

If you did have to pick a song to make a cult off of, it's a damn good song.

[-] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

I like that it reminds me that I am not aloooOoone

this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2026
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