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[-] fermionsnotbosons@lemmy.ml 2 points 30 minutes ago

lmao, this whole comment section is hilarious. everyone knows you should only pee and poop in the shower. that way you never have to wash your hands! #WAFFLESTOMP

[-] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 hours ago

I strengthening my immune system

[-] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 1 points 26 minutes ago

Totally came to say that. I rinse but don't use soap in some circumstances.

[-] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago
[-] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

Nah, just a bit of poop on my screen

[-] knotRyder@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

"I'm" typically not the one to spell check but you got a problem with your eye there

[-] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 36 minutes ago

Just pink eye

[-] Coconut1233@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

I usually do, but when I don't - because I didn't piss on them

[-] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Maybe not but you probably still peeled your dick off your sweaty balls.

[-] knotRyder@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

Nah they still stuck together shower will get them

[-] sunbeam60@feddit.uk 2 points 4 hours ago

I love how a specific question was being asked and then you get downvotes for answering it.

[-] mub@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 hours ago

The door handles and surfaces in public toilets are not clean either. It is not just your own piss that matters.

[-] Coconut1233@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

True, but you still touch the same handle after washing your hands

[-] fluffy8192@hexbear.net 2 points 6 hours ago

I'm vegan. My poop is actually cleaner than the rest of the world

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 6 points 9 hours ago

I like tagging the people that think they have a good reason for not washing their hands. It's fun seeing them in the wild.

[-] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

More precisely, why the fuck??

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Because I believe my actions in the "third" act will more accurately define how much of a monster I truly am.

[-] sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today 10 points 13 hours ago

Those men in here that clearly don’t wipe the piss off your dicks - just know that anyone willing to put their mouth there can TASTE IT later.

I’ve never understood not wiping.

I have on occasion not washed my hands if the soap available is too harsh because I have incredibly sensitive skin, but I carry hand sanitizer for those times.

[-] mimavox@piefed.social 9 points 12 hours ago

Exactly! If you don't wipe, you'll end up with piss droplets in your underwear.

[-] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 hours ago

and it fucking smells.

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