lmao, this whole comment section is hilarious. everyone knows you should only pee and poop in the shower. that way you never have to wash your hands! #WAFFLESTOMP
I strengthening my immune system
Totally came to say that. I rinse but don't use soap in some circumstances.
Your grammar took a hit.
Nah, just a bit of poop on my screen
"I'm" typically not the one to spell check but you got a problem with your eye there
Just pink eye
I usually do, but when I don't - because I didn't piss on them
Maybe not but you probably still peeled your dick off your sweaty balls.
Nah they still stuck together shower will get them
I love how a specific question was being asked and then you get downvotes for answering it.
The door handles and surfaces in public toilets are not clean either. It is not just your own piss that matters.
True, but you still touch the same handle after washing your hands
I'm vegan. My poop is actually cleaner than the rest of the world
I like tagging the people that think they have a good reason for not washing their hands. It's fun seeing them in the wild.
More precisely, why the fuck??
Because I believe my actions in the "third" act will more accurately define how much of a monster I truly am.
Those men in here that clearly don’t wipe the piss off your dicks - just know that anyone willing to put their mouth there can TASTE IT later.
I’ve never understood not wiping.
I have on occasion not washed my hands if the soap available is too harsh because I have incredibly sensitive skin, but I carry hand sanitizer for those times.
Exactly! If you don't wipe, you'll end up with piss droplets in your underwear.
and it fucking smells.
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