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“Experts Warn the Falling Birth Rate Could Have Serious Consequences for Men”

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[-] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 1 points 32 minutes ago

I might be too stupid to understand as a man, how the fuck do falling birthrates have "serious consequences" for me?! less children to rape or what??!! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN!!?? this headline sounds to me like everyone in the Epstein files are panicking because there are less children to exploit.

[-] CombatWombat@feddit.online 2 points 3 hours ago

I, uh… yep, it do be like that:

“I Wasn’t That Stressed About America’s Falling Birth Rate. Until I Realized It Was Women’s Fault”

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