Transcript from the Meeting Where They Invented the Mammogram Machine (www.mcsweeneys.net)

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CARL: Gentlemen, I have some unfortunate news: We’ve just discovered that cancer can grow in women’s breasts.
TED: Oh no. That is going to ruin breasts for me.

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