Piss pool lifeguard.

track and beelz athlete (the track is made of hot coals)

Mostly work a precarious job for almost enough to get by comfortably while most everyone around you is doing just a little worse and you occasionally get little bits of hope about things getting better and they are taken away. Then the world gets worse.

HexBear struggle session script writer.

This is it, we're in hell right now. Probably retail or food service, though getting electrocuted ever so often as part of my current is no fun.

i get to torture terfs, but the catch is that i dont actually do anything, the terfs just know i exist

I chew loudly next to the punished. For especially evil people I also pick my ears, bellybutton, and toes.

I'm the hyena-headed pigman who hoots and squeals and bangs axes on the bars of the entrance hall to set the tone for new arrivals

Probably a file clerk, because to me hell looks more like Brazil (1985) than The Tower of Conviction.

I'm the guy sat on the gates laughing and throwing things at the new arrivals.

i already have a job there i mean just look at my pfp

I'm the guy having a normal life through the impenetrable glass wall the other side of the acid pit.

Artisanal FIREBLU maker