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When he wants me to tickle him with my foot, he lays on the floor right in front of me while I'm walking and says "Step on me". I love him but he cannot be saying stuff like this 😭

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[-] DABDA@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

From what I've seen this is the 3rd time you've posted about this topic of tickling kids laying on the floor with your foot. What's the deal?

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I think we know the deal 😬

[-] TastehWaffleZ@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

My parents got my kids a toy vacuum. My daughter was running around with it yelling "suck me off daddy!"

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[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Please tell me you're saving a video of that for when she's like 25.

I'm so grateful there wasn't easy video when I was a kid - my family is like a wolf pack, we embarrass each other at the drop of a hat about stuff we did as kids.

Of course you'll always say "look how cute you were!"

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

...he lays on the floor right in front of me while I’m walking...

Have you checked to see whether your child is actually a cat?

[-] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

he would probably love a weighted blanket tbh

this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2026
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