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Magic Socks (lemmus.org)

cross-posted from: https://lemmus.org/post/21651351

Source: Extra Ordinary Comics

Alt TextA 5 panel comic. Panel 1: Bird has a sidewalk stand selling socks and "magic socks." Li and Shoelace the cat approach. Li: "Excuse me, what makes these socks magic?" Panel 2: Bird: "They keep your feet warm." Panel 3: Li: "Don't all socks do that?" Panel 4: Bird (sweating nervously): Uh, but these socks do it with MAGIC." Panel 5: Li and Shoelace shown at home, sitting in lounge chairs, wearing their new "magic" socks. Li: "OOOOOH."

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[-] Skyline969@piefed.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Replace magic with AI and you could sell out to tech billionaires in a nanosecond.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

These AI powers socks can adjust to the microclimate of the room you are in, setting your cosy zone with the companion app you can keep your feet at the temperature you want, no matter what you stand on.

[-] Harvey656@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

But the app was abandoned by the devs when the company went under, and it wasnt open source :(

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

That's ok, the socks have enough processing power to run doom so there is that for the hacker groups to get going at least.

[-] Harvey656@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Haven't played doom on socks yet. But can they run crysis?

[-] Doug@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago

A while back you’d have caught edgy atheist phony-god me being like “crystals are bullshit, I ain’t buying that!” but these days I look at them and am like, “hmmm, it’s not a subscription, and worst case scenario I have a cool rock on my desk… sold!”

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 1 week ago

At the very least you have a defensive weapon

[-] Doug@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago

if you don’t step the fuck back this quartz is gonna be a rose quartz. 😤

[-] cholesterol@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

15 years ago people bought whatever had the word 'nano' on it

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2026
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