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[-] KatherinaReichelt@feddit.org 11 points 1 week ago

That news is from December 2024. So why are you posting this in April 2026?

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[-] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago

This doll wants to play…with you 🔪🔪🔪

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Whats to fix? Probably got a great cacaine hookup, can win any fights someone picks with me.

Wouldnt be surprised if she fucked like a psycho.

Can a psycho fuck any other way?

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Iunno, im not a psychiatrist

GIRL POWER!

[-] OldGrayDog@fedinsfw.app 7 points 1 week ago

If she was to dye her hair blonde and dressed like a Russian model maybe drumpf might be attracted to her and well you know...... solve a few of the US's problems.

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

A cleaned-up quote from comedian Eddie Griffin...

"Have you 🤬 seen this 🤬 First 🤬 Lady?! 🤬gotta "perfect record". Don't tell me that this ain't KGB's most successful spy m🤬f🤬 to-date. Look at her eyes 🤬 got that fifty yard stare! Ni🤬, don't know where the body's buried. 🤬🤬🤬 knows where ALL the 🤬 bodies are buried. 🤬And that white n🤬 married her."

[-] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago

Protect the dolls

[-] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

But…. I can try…

I don't want to fix her I want to show her killing for money isn't as satisfying as killing the money.

[-] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

I would wear my Colombian necktie on our first date

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

You don’t know who you’re dealing with, don’t ever tell me what I can’t do!

DON’T EVER TELL ME WHAT I CAN’T Do!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQFhbQuBEf8&t=59

[-] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 3 points 1 week ago
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