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Fixing her
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I think I can do it
I want her to choke me
I'm sorry, can somebody explain what's wrong with her that could potentially need to be fixed?
The assassinations.
No-one's perfect.
She was killing the wrong people?
Can I ask her to fix some billionaires tho
This is the way.
Now we're talking...
The women in the photo is allegedly not "La Muñeca" she is Nayeli Paola Suárez and had no criminal records.
TLDR: There is a chance...
Aubrey Plaza biopic in the works
Aubrey is pregnant right now. Let's see a biopic of a pregnant hitwoman.
Sounds similar to Prevenge.
Old article, but I do wonder, was she paid less than her male hitman contemporaries?
No one escapes the glass ceiling.
Maybe the opposite, if they're fewer and more effective in certain cases.
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I always imagined that women would make the best assassins. People tend to put their guard down when there is a pretty girl around. And they can get men alone. They all just so happen to get heart attacks around her. She’s that good!
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I don't want to fix her, I want her to make me worse
Probably not easy either
It's actually very easy. Imma good boy
I don't want to fix her, I want her to ruin me.
Hitwoman: (shoots dual machine guns out the window)
Me: (Cooking chili) Heh. This is SO us.
dual machine guns out the window are a really great way to lose both your arms
Fucking monsters.
I love her just the way she is.
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