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Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings (youtu.be)
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Infighting between the two coalitions has reached new levels of intensity in the leadup to the midterm elections, leaving GOP leadership to question how best to handle the future of their party’s sexual attraction to minors.

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[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 26 points 4 days ago

Wow, they went hard. I love that JD Vance "although looks like a pedophile, they're not sure he's gone strong enough for pedophilia"

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago

That pie chart was spot on. 44% Favorable. 43% Very Favorable. 13% Fine With It.

[-] monkeyFromTheLake@programming.dev 9 points 3 days ago

They got me with that one

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Rubio still loses.

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