You know, UK, you can just... Apply to join. You already know how to do stuff.

You say you still care for me  
But your heart and soul needs to be free  
And now that you've got your freedom  
You wanna still hold on to me  
You don't want me for yourself  
So let me find somebody else  

Set me free, why don'tcha babe  
Get out my life, why don'tcha babe  
'Cause you don't really love me  
You just keep me hangin' on  

UK: "How do you do, fellow kids"