His whole body is becoming whatever the heck ran off of his head in that one interview. A viscous black fluid.
The secret was Chinese motor oil
The Substance.
Oh curse you mamdani! I'm melting I'm melting!
Ok but seriously, what does that even mean?
He melted into a puddle, but he's doing fine otherwise.
It means he is in liquid form. Which part is unclear?
The opacity of the liquid for one
Saying a situation is "fluid" is a common turn of phrase meaning that the situation is uncertain or constantly changing. Probably was trying to say something to that effect, never heard someone use "Liquid" in this way.
E) Reading more of the quote, I think this may actually be Dr. Spaceman from 30 Rock
E2) Onion 
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.