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Feeling this today
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But sometimes, it just does that for the last time
yeah but not this time... i hope
The last time it did that was not the last time. I can confirm.
Every time it has happened hasn't been the last time, so statistically it's guaranteed to always be nothing, right?
I plan on continuing to live forever from the day I was born, and so far, I'm on track!
One of my colleagues had an issue with a pectoral muscle that caused it to cramp often. He would massage it when it cramped up. Purely a physical issue with the muscle. One day he caused a minor stir in the cafeteria at a client site as he grimaced and clenched his chest. My colleagues and I had some explaining to do, since by all appearances there were three people telling a person in cardiac distress that he should just rub some tiger balm on it and suck it up, like a man.
The mild chest pain causes anxiety, which causes more chest pain, which causes more anxiety, which causes more chest pain, which causes more anxiety, and on and on until full blown panic attack and the whole time it feels like you’re dying
It’s great :)
A friend of my dads had a similar issue but it was caused by his internal defibrillator. The new ones are supposed to be better but back in the day aparently internal defibrillators kicked hard when they went off and this guy dreaded it every time which would cause him to panic until his heart rate spiked enough to set it off. He would feel his heart starting to speed up and he would start getting anxious about the defib going off which would make his heart rate spike more which would make him more anxious and that cycle would continue until the defib went off and basically hard reset him.
He took "have you tried turning it off and on again?" too seriously
If it were serious, I'd know. There's no reason to get everyone worried over literally nothing. It barely even stopped beating.
Floating up towards a white light and seeing your ancestors is a common symptom of gas
I have two herniated discs in my neck which replicate the symptoms of a heart attack. I'm told it's superficial. 🤷
Why are you so superficial?
"Angine de Poitrine" do be like that.
I love that they named their band after chest pain. Lmfao
Luckily I'm aware mine is from arthritis in my sternum.
Unluckily, I have arthritis in my sternum.
Treatment is typically reassurance
Translation: "Have a cup of cement and harden up."
this post was submitted on 08 May 2026
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