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Anon poses a question (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

>"Open this strait."
>*bombs a childrens' school*
>"IS CHINA IN THERE REFINING OIL WITH YOU?"

how do you respond?

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[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago

I feel like “sir this is a library” would get him to go away

[-] Davel23@fedia.io 25 points 2 weeks ago

Just don't let him know most libraries have children's sections.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago

The child section is for books for children, not children per se, mr. Now please leave.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

“Library is for ~something~ ~something~ checking out ~something~ ~something~ children.”

You’re not breaching this level of willful misunderstanding

[-] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

"what did you say? LIBrary?"

[-] zeroConnection@programming.dev 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

There are plenty of photos of his ugly mug already, why use AI to create even more garbage

[-] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago

get this guys face off my screen 😡

[-] darvocet@infosec.pub 7 points 2 weeks ago

Grab the shovel

[-] null@lemmy.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

Print out a stack of Epstein files and slide one under the door each time he says something.

[-] AskMeForADickPic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Open fire. I felt threatened and have a right to protect my home

[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Hey! Piss off! We're closed! Go sleep it off somewhere else, Dust Head!

'less you wanna get mutilated.

[-] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Why would you do this? Fuck off

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Fire a shotgun through the door.

[-] regdog@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I use a word filter so that I don't have to see any posts like that. Too bad it does not catch pictures.

this post was submitted on 10 May 2026
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