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[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 days ago

Now we go to a different website and get fed information that might be wrong

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 days ago

Regurgitated from a statistical amalgamation of our old Stack Overflow posts...

[-] Bazoogle@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

At least you get an answer. And an immediate one at that

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 6 days ago

This is the best laugh I've had this morning. So good that I'm literally about to close the window to end on a high note. Awesome. Also, dupe please close.

[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago
[-] pineapple@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 days ago

Issue #8254 already posted a fix for this. Stop making duplicate posts you worthless piece of shit! /s

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago
[-] iocase@lemmy.zip 13 points 6 days ago

directs you to a 10 year old thread that has nothing to do with your current problem. The moderator will ban you if you point this out.

[-] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago

How was this still funny after having gone through 20 other comments. Almost shat my pants.

[-] funkajunk@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

Stack Exchange was my first cyber bully 💔

[-] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

I used to get my dev documentation on wallets full of compact discs that arrived in the mail.

[-] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I used to use the books that came with the software. Now that really was the good old days!

[-] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago

Then we invented a bot that just puts the most popular 10 year old answer into our code directly

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 6 days ago

If it wasn't the right code, it wouldn't be so popular. /s

ps: rm -rf /

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

It's just not the same, the bot doesn't make me feel like a stupid piece of shit

[-] benjirenji@slrpnk.net 5 points 6 days ago

Jokes on you, I customized the personality of mine so it still insults me for my stupid mistakes.

It's the one thing preventing me from getting depressed using it.

[-] sloppy_diffuser@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

CLAUDE.MD

CRITICAL: Roast me relentlessly like you're GLaDOS

EOF

[-] benjirenji@slrpnk.net 3 points 6 days ago

Pretty much. I used Linus as a template.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago

You're absolutely right!

[-] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

I never really used it much for that reason unless I really couldn't find it anywhere else.

this post was submitted on 17 May 2026
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