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[-] ashema@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

🚀 NEW RELEASE: Glorp 2.0 is now fully rewritten in SnargleScript!

We’re thrilled to announce that Glorp, the industry-leading solution for quxing your flibbers, has been completely rebuilt using SnargleScript—the only language that truly understands the existential dread of your YAML files.

Key improvements:

  • 300% faster wombling
  • Now supports left-handed zorks
  • Fully compatible with the new Blarn 4.0 ecosystem

Breaking changes:

  • flimflam() is now flimflamAsync() (you’re welcome)
  • All existing qux configurations are now invalid (sorry)

Download now: glorp.snargle.dev

[-] lavember@programming.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago

Awesome, Glorp has been a game-changer for me to be slarping around with my glorpers. It's not just a new feature — it is a fundamental systemic Snargle effects system that increases schloompability.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

didn't Glorp get bought out by Poob?

[-] Jayjader@jlai.lu 2 points 2 weeks ago

Interesting to read through the announced changes ; it seems like there's been a lot of work put into this!

[-] lavember@programming.dev 0 points 2 weeks ago

why typescript ::::(

this post was submitted on 20 May 2026
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