🚀 NEW RELEASE: Glorp 2.0 is now fully rewritten in SnargleScript!
We’re thrilled to announce that Glorp, the industry-leading solution for quxing your flibbers, has been completely rebuilt using SnargleScript—the only language that truly understands the existential dread of your YAML files.
Key improvements:
- 300% faster wombling
- Now supports left-handed zorks
- Fully compatible with the new Blarn 4.0 ecosystem
Breaking changes:
flimflam()is nowflimflamAsync()(you’re welcome)- All existing qux configurations are now invalid (sorry)
Download now: glorp.snargle.dev