I would absolutely love if this were real.
Not for the poor lady that got rejected, but because of the deranged chicken-maniac that came up with that template.
Dear [Applicant],
Thank you for your interest in joining our flock at KFC. We appreciate your enthusiasm and the time you took to apply for the position. However, after careful consideration, we regret to inform you that we will not be able to offer you the job at this time.
We know this news might ruffle your feathers, but please don’t be too chicken to apply again in the future. We’re always on the lookout for talented individuals who can help us spread our wings and fly higher.
We hope you won’t feel too cooped up after receiving this letter. We’re sure you’ll find a nest that’s just right for you soon.
Best of cluck,
KFC
I hope this letter made you chuckle! 🐔🤣
Better than the original haha
I hope this letter made you cluckle! 🐔🤣
The idea that working for KFC makes you a “member of the flock” is less appealing when you consider what the main ingredient of their menu is.
People...
I'd be most concerned about the run-on sentence in the third section.
To be fair she's more suited to a regular chipper with a handle like spice slag.
(For those unaware, a spice bag is the Irish equivalent to crunch supreme or whatever culty horrible but tasty thing it is that people get at Taco Bell)
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