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[-] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 day ago

Just suck a cock.

Guaranteed productivity boost, and company loyalty would skyrocket.

[-] aguasemgas@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 1 day ago

Or tits, heck even a pussy. Or i dunno... A fucking lolipop (-_-)

[-] Athena5898@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago

Eh, I honestly wouldnt care if I saw this in public. As long as something someone does isn't a pain to others, non of my business.

[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I would assume they're rolling or really like to rave.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Weird to see a minor rave culture fad return after all this time.

[-] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago

For those that might not know: Pacifiers were/are used by people that are rolling/ high on mdma/ecstacy. The drug and/or whatever other drugs the pulls are cut with can cause jaw clenching and teeth grinding.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Spit out the binky, you're under arrest!

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago
[-] 1Malayali@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Cigarette companies losing profits?

Let people have a relatively less problematic stress relief than cancer smole.
Tho, not sure about micro plastic content n all.

[-] Lowleekun@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

I think doing it a lot can damage your teeth as well. But yeah, better than smoking. Not sure it satisfies nicotine addiction tho...

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[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 days ago

why anyone would smoke cigarettes when weed exists is beyond me but ok.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

why anyone would smoke is beyond me but ok.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

oral fixation. it's a substitute for all the genitalia we'd like to be sucking on instead but can't, paradoxically because we are sucking on pacifiers to ease that pain.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Different receptors. Also, cigarettes are way more addictive.

Edit: Did I get pushback for stating that cigarettes are highly addictive?

[-] woodenghost@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Because cigarettes are addictive? People start in a weak moment and fail to stop. It's not a rational decision.

[-] Athena5898@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

To add to this, if you are not carful around people who smoke both, you can get a big hit of nicotine

[-] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

To add more to this: Retail and food service both heavily encourage people to start smoking. Managers give extra breaks to smokers, because the managers all take extra breaks to smoke and “it’s only fair, right?” So the employees start smoking to get the extra breaks. Because nobody wants to be the only server on the floor during the peak Sunday post-church lunch rush, getting screamed at by geriatric cunts about their food taking too long, when every single one of your coworkers is outside the back door showing each other memes while puffing on Marlboro reds.

And so those employees start smoking to get the extra breaks. And then those employees become the managers a year or two later, and continue to only give extra breaks to smokers. Because “well I had to start smoking to get the extra breaks, so they can start smoking if they want the extra breaks too.” And the cycle repeats ad infinitum.

And a lot of people work retail and food service when they’re in their late teens/early 20’s. Which means a lot of them start smoking early, and then struggle to quit as adults because they’ve smoked for basically their entire adult life.

[-] mastod0n@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

why anyone would take drugs for stress relief when sports exist is beyond me but ok.

[-] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

why anyone would use sports for stress relief when art exists is beyond me but ok.

[-] Nora@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

why anyone would use art for stress relief when bottling up your feelings and disassociating exists is beyond me but ok.

Why would anyone bother bottling up their feelings when refusing to acknowledge the existence of feelings exists is beyond me, but ok.

[-] opih8ed@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Why anyone would use art for stress relief when heroin exists is beyond me, but ok.

[-] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago

There's a tiny chance you may be one of those people that can stay productive on heroin and create great art while on it, so everyone should try it at least once. /S

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

Weed turns me into a lazy paranoid dumbass. Sometimes I just want to smoke something and not feel like that.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

cigarettes are horrible though, have you tried that hot new trend of using pacifiers?

[-] gary_host_laptop@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 days ago

im using nicotine pacifiers rn, thanks for the suggestion!

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Can't say I agree. I haven't smoked regularly now for almost a year, but occasionally just buy a single if I've had a beer and have a craving. That's the nice thing about Latin America, you can buy single cigarettes. I smoke one, feel guilty, and then don't think about them for a month or so.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

friend of mine got hooked exactly like this, on and off.

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[-] danciestlobster@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm not picky, most any body part will be fine for my oral fixation. Tits certainly a favorite tho

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago

Or you could just chew gum, that's always an option

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Both are plastics. No difference.

There is a difference, one is socially acceptable

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Sadly. Both cause damage.

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[-] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Want to downvote for censor the word fucking at the same time laughed.

[-] bus_factor@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

It's censored because censoring it is an automatic 4 comments of free engagement to boost you in the algorithms of various platforms.

[-] athatet@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Downvote it and then upvote the uncensored one in the comments.

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

something something rave culture

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[-] Juan_de_Silentio@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

These used to help my teeth survive raves back in the day.

[-] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

Amphetamine lockjaw? Lol, it's a bitch.

[-] GiorgioPerlasca@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Liquirice roots are a better option in my opinion, but if it works for them I have no problem.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 5 points 1 day ago

Pish just suck off you SO like an adult!

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