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As a recent convert. What the fuck are these names ? LET ME OPEN UP SCRUNGLE and use it to JINX my DOLPHIN. I get that they are trying to be witty but sometimes less is more.

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[-] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 7 points 19 hours ago

There is millions of softwares, pieces of softwares and such through time and platforms. They all need names. The need to be unique because it is hella confusing when 2 softwares are called the same thing. You cant install them both on the same computer, and you can be reading the wrong documentations. There is no central place where you can find out what every software ever is named.

Real issue is the prevelance of Anglo chauvinism.

[-] MamaVomit@hexbear.net 35 points 1 day ago

comrade you are posting this on hexbear dot net

[-] Azzu@leminal.space 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I agreed at the beginning, until I realized that I don't have to know the program names at all:

The search knows that I want a "file explorer" (/internet explorer). So far, this worked for everything I tried.

[-] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 49 points 1 day ago

You don't know. You weren't in the trenches. You don't know half of the ridiculous and reddit-coded software names that have been and still live like ghosts in the lower levels of your OS. Ever heard of a recursive acronym? Words from obscure sci-fi original serieses scar the land of open-source software.


[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Have you HERD of GNU HURD?

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

You know, I have a soft spot for gen X nerd culture so it kind of warms my heart to see their legacy show up in open source software

Also sorry to any gen xers here for acting like you're dead. You know what I mean, yeah?

[-] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

In all seriousness, I'm a bit young for much of it, but I know how to you feel. I feel like the idea of 'niche' has been destroyed lately. Everything is popular and nothing is unheard of. I miss having stuff that I and a few other dedicated people know about.


[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

the corporatization of MTG deck names has been a travesty. You WILL NOT name combo decks after breakfast food, you WILL use guild or clan names for colors even though the strategy has nothing to do with ravnica. Your favorite plane will be new york city.

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

I prefer to imagine that there are irl scenes for various interests that never discuss scene matters on the internet, and I just don't know about them. It is heartening to think that perhaps I'm just not cool bloomer

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[-] frisbird@lemmy.ml 41 points 1 day ago

Wait till you find out that less is actually a successor to more

[-] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

grep! sed the awk as it cat to ed

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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 9 points 1 day ago

That is just the beauty of foss diversity.

Like humans either being referred to as a number or having proper names that have/had a background & a team that loves them. Linux is more transparent & no central thing (even like a distro) will sterilise it as much as a megacorp will their OS.

[-] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 34 points 1 day ago

Serious answer is that each component is it's own project named for all kinds of reasons; often somekind of reference to a previous thing that they're trying to replace, sometimes to fit into an ecosystem or org's scheme, sometimes an initialism no-one thought to say out loud, sometimes it's a flippant name for quick throwaway program that then somehow becomes major infrastructure but it's too late to change it now.

[-] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

sometimes it's a flippant name for quick throwaway program that then somehow becomes major infrastructure but it's too late to change it now.

That's 99% of it. Naming things suck, and as soon as you share it and people start using it you can't change the name.

I feel like around the late 2010s we started getting more "serious" names for things. I do always love the packageN scheme though. Especially when there's like no historical record or real usage of versions 1-(N-1) lol

Python is littered with numbered packages that don't have any maintained or distributed precursors anymore, but they're forever urllib3, jinja2 or httplib2.

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

ok and what is the nonserious answer smuglord

[-] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 51 points 1 day ago

Computers work by magic and they are concealing their true names to prevent privelege escalation vunerabilities.

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

HAH. I KNEW IT

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[-] tslojr@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

Remember, folks: Wine Is Not an Emulator.

Don't even get me started on when the main command for a package is something like "fastfuck" and you dont have it so you type sudo apt install fastfuck and its not called that in the fucking debian repo! So you have to start doing apt search package to find it. Until finally you realize the package is called "fuckfast" or something else slightly different.

[-] Calfpupa@lemmy.ml 6 points 20 hours ago

Libfoobar, foobarlib, foobar-lib, foobar is actually is in barfoo-dev

[-] LittleFellaNamedBoof@hexbear.net 2 points 20 hours ago

I think reading that gave me a stroke

[-] hello_hello@hexbear.net 3 points 19 hours ago

I do like when some operating systems have an autocorrect that asks you if you want to install fuckfast. Even better if they let you just type Y/N to install it immediately.

[-] LittleFellaNamedBoof@hexbear.net 2 points 18 hours ago

My ideal would be as soon as you type the command that doesn't exist it says, "Oh, that command is from 1.[package], 2.[package], and 3.[package] but you don't have them. Do you want to install them now? [1, 2, 3 to select which, no for none, or all for all.]"

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

well its all free stuff people coded in their spare time mostly so there's no glitzy marketing firm naming the whizbangdoodle something catchy

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

Glitzy marketing firms have never named something something dumb.

By the way, have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob.

[-] AstroStelar@hexbear.net 5 points 20 hours ago
[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 15 hours ago

figma balls lmao gottem

[-] hello_hello@hexbear.net 3 points 19 hours ago

Steve Jobs died from it.

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 3 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

sure, that's totally a valid point. many services are born from a start-up that was at one point a person who just came up with a name, but often though when trying to sell something you want the name of the thing to be catchy or memorable.

when you're writing free software it tends to have more of a personal meaning to you and you might not care so much if anyone else likes it or can even pronounce it

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 20 hours ago

Free software also tends to last a lot longer than proprietary software* and that means you get an absurd cross section of every goofy naming trend in the last several decades. So you've got your abbreviations with your acronyms with your hacker cultures with your overconfidently naming it the most generic thing possibles with your unrelated nouns with your nonsense toy names.

*Well, most projects die immediately, same as with proprietary. But at the long tail there are 40 year old programs still kicking

[-] lilypad@hexbear.net 3 points 15 hours ago

40 year old programs still kicking

Look, emacs sucks. Any emacs user will tell you that it sucks. Its just that its the best thing we have ever encountered. We've searched for better programs, and they all come up short. Emacs is just the best thing out there. Would be a lot better with proper stewardship tho.....

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[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

look at this comrade hating fun smdh catgirl-disgust

sometimes you need a little whimsycatgirl-happy

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[-] Moomoo_Milk@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

I believe Dolphin is named Dolphin since it was the codename for the Gamecube.

There are also a bunch of really boring named programs out there. e.g. Gnome Text Editor.

[-] Azzu@leminal.space 16 points 1 day ago

Dolphin is the KDE file explorer.

[-] Moomoo_Milk@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Oh yeah. It's been a hot minute since I used KDE. Been using GNOME 3 for the last 4 or so years.

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