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[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 156 points 1 year ago

That was so much more fun than it had any right to be.

[-] chillhelm@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago
[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

I was fine till I hit sussin.

[-] CoolBeance@lemmy.world 95 points 1 year ago
[-] BembelSommelier@feddit.de 64 points 1 year ago
[-] lelgenio@lemmy.ml 42 points 1 year ago

Reminder that yeet is a keyword in rust

[-] csolisr@communities.azkware.net 4 points 1 year ago

Is it synonymous with eject?

[-] kinttach@lemm.ee 64 points 1 year ago

How regular C++ feels if English isn’t your first language

[-] mojo@lemm.ee 53 points 1 year ago

this had me deadass laughin fr fr no cap

[-] KpntAutismus@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

you can use emojis in your username? that's lit fam

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

fr mf be bussin

[-] moridinbg@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago
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[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago
[-] squaresinger@feddit.de 34 points 1 year ago

That's called a Domain-specific Language.

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

I was following along until the bussin loop. What is it trying to yeet?

[-] scutiger@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

yeet cap rn

It's right there!

[-] aaaa@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I believe it outputs the prime factors of the number you gave it.

The yeet value is just specifying if the function succeeded or not

[-] vahtos@programming.dev 14 points 1 year ago

I found this amusing enough to try it out. It does actually compile (I used g++ for this). However, the current implementation just goes into an infinite loop if you enter a number >= 2.

I think the original author meant to do n -= 1 rn in the tweakin loop that is inside the bussin loop. That way, at some point n % i finna cap will be false, and i will bouta. Which then makes the expression i <= n in the bussin loop eventually false, so we stop bussin and yeet cap rn.

However, that would mean that the intention of the program isn't to output prime factors, because even with this fix it does not do so. The structure of mf chief() also doesn't suggest that is the purpose as it is missing another tweakin and sussin like this example of calculating prime factors in C++.

Example run:

$ ./zpp.exe
Enter a number larger than 1: 50
2
7
8
47
[-] aaaa@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Yeah it definitely looks like a flawed implementation either way. Probably a student got bored of trying to make it work, and went nuts with the #defines for fun

As a career programmer myself.... I can absolutely relate.

[-] LoafyLemon@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Returns a zero, I think.

[-] HeavenAndHell@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

Finally, an actual programming language. So long, Fortran.

[-] red@feddit.de 30 points 1 year ago

ngl, SQL could use some rejuvenation

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago
[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 year ago

Gen-X here. Is it weird that I found the Z++ version easier to read?

[-] swab148@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Millennial here, this is unironically way better, I wanna code in slang from now on.

[-] vicfic@iusearchlinux.fyi 23 points 1 year ago

fr, I didn't know dat macros could be used to make nu programming languages.

[-] Dogeek@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

#define is nothing but a search and replace from the preprocessor.

I've been burned one too many times with #include which replaces the directive with the contents of the included headers file (I think that if you're truly evil you can even include straight .c files and forgo headers entirely)

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago

Ages ago downloaded some code for handling volume control for me to extend, it was a VB developer using c and they did the same, I just closed it and found some other code to use. 🙄

[-] Bonehead@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago

So...you took C++, and turned it into COBOL. I'm not sure if I'm impressed or horrified.

[-] Moghul@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

This feels like those boomer comics about how dumb millennials are

[-] Dagu@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

You could do this so much better than this

[-] gaussian_distro@iusearchlinux.fyi 29 points 1 year ago

Let's see what you got.

[-] Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago
[-] isame@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Your move, busta

[-] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 12 points 1 year ago

Gangsta C++, for the ammo endowed.

[-] xuxebiko@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Finally! I'm now deadass hip with the new lingo.

[-] drekly@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

LETTSSS GOOOOOO

[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 3 points 1 year ago

The count of imports or the syntax?

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