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What are the worst names you could give a baby boy? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 year ago by FlyForABeeGuy@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don't worry, I've already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won't get food poisoning

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[-] toastal@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

ʘ LATIN LETTER BILABIAL CLICK

[-] ggwithgg@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago

Maven, given they are Java developers

[-] justhach@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Skibblezz DeWicket

[-] Cromalin@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

sleggar
jamitov
bajeena
revive
bring
harry

[-] ElGosso@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Testicles, but pronounced like Hercules ("tes-ti-CLEEZ")

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

Fly-debate https://slate.com/human-interest/2013/09/puritan-names-lists-of-bizarre-religious-nomenclature-used-by-puritans.html

[-] lntl@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

Keith

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Cunt

edit: why are you downvoting me? I'm right.

[-] ianovic69@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

Pissy Willy.

As in Pissy Willy by Fila Brazillia from the album Power Clown.

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[-] OhmsLawn@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'd take Steve over any of the ...ayden (Jayden and the like) names, but I'd be hesitant to send it as a joke, as it might give them ideas.

Ken or Nigel are probably safe.

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[-] BellyPurpledGerbil@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Chad, Chet, Chaz, the unbroly Trinity

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

You got Chazzed!

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[-] Rockyrikoko@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie

[-] littlewonder@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Child Tax Credit, or, ChiTaC (Cheetah C) for short.

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[-] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

For very different reasons:

Edward Jacob

Elon

Donald

Raven

Leonard

Ismael

Vladimir

Christian

Jim Bob

Chad

Kevin

[-] The_Jewish_Cuban@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Blood Bank

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this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2023

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