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[-] oshsul@lemmy.world 148 points 1 year ago

"Bronze ranked" I get that he's a criminal, but they didn't have to do him dirty like that.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 year ago

Bronze ranked League of Legends has gotta be considered cruel and unusual punishment.

[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

I mean labeling someone a league of legends player is already doing them dirty

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Caroline Ellison diff

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 71 points 1 year ago

Never trust anyone that plays league of legends

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 20 points 1 year ago

Teleports behind myself
psssh nothing personnel kid

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

nothing personnel kid

That was my rap name when I worked in HR.

[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago

I’m bronze in OW and I like to think I’m not going to commit massive amounts of fraud

[-] kumatomic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago

Exactly the type of fraudulent talk we'd expect.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

You'd like to think so, but we all know that's a pipe dream.

[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Looking at potentially 110 years which will be decided in a separate sentencing hearing, keep pitch forks at the ready just in case they commute his sentence or some other shenanigans.

[-] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago

110 years, may be just enough time to get out of bronze

[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 12 points 1 year ago

Once matchmaking puts you in ELO Hell there is no escape, just get good then start a new account.

[-] noli@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

Alternatively, get good, consistently win games against people who are worse, stop coping and you'll get to the rank you deserve.

There is no such thing as elo hell, if you're consistently outperforming your direct opponent you will win more games than you lose against people of your MMR and you will climb. "Elo hell" is just a coping mechanism for people who can't admit they're bad

[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 1 points 1 year ago

Relax, bro it was a joke, this isn't a real league of legends discussion. Forget all that complicated stuff and just stack bloodthirsters on Draven all day every day.

[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Or just stop playing solo.

[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 1 points 1 year ago

I don't think Tom Brady or Kevin O'Leary are going to want to play with him again after what he did.

[-] Darukhnarn@feddit.de 33 points 1 year ago

He fucked with other rich people’s money, that’s the thing they don’t like.

[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Did he tho? He looks like the fall guy for all the fraud you see happening and he’s not the master mind but rather just a pawn in the game.

The people who are truly responsible for this are still walking.

It’s clear SBF is just a publicity stunt to make sure the poors don’t revolt.

[-] SuperJetShoes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'm unclear about the Fraud charges.

In a Fraud case, you deliberately set out to take other people's money, illegally, from the offset.

I don't think he did that. I think his intentions were honest but he got too cocky by providing loans and overspending. However, I feel that he thought he was smart enough to make it all back and make good, like Nick Leeson.

I don't think he set out to be a crook. I think he set out to be extremely wealthy, thought he was smarter than he was, then couldn't cope when things started to collapse.

It's different from setting out to craft a scheme to rob people.

[-] SuperJetShoes@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Regardless of the sentence, I'd wager he'll do ten.

[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 1 points 1 year ago

Meh, less if he catches covid and serves the rest of his term on house arrest, otherwise I'm betting on life in prison.

[-] janet_catcus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 year ago

more like sam bankman-jaild amirite?

[-] spacesweedkid27@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

"bronze ranked"

Low pp

(I'm silver btw)

((In 2022))

[-] slampisko@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Ah, the bankman is finally fried

[-] Rebels_Droppin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
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