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[-] bstix@feddit.dk 93 points 1 year ago

Only Satan would design a hole that is smaller than the end of a bent paperclip when the entire purpose of the hole is to put something into it.

[-] wandermind@sopuli.xyz 36 points 1 year ago

How else can you sell an iPoker 4X?

[-] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

You're still using the 4X? Lol, get yourself an 8Max and thank me later.

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[-] tigerjerusalem@lemmy.world 60 points 1 year ago

I just realized that each phone comes with one and only one of SIM ejectors, and I have a lot of those in my drawer. I think I have a problem. -_-

[-] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago

You're responsible for everything!!!

[-] spudwart@spudwart.com 17 points 1 year ago

Most screw-driver kits like the IFixIt kits, include a sim-eject head.

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[-] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

I keep one on my keys since it's useful for pushing reset buttons and things and if I really need to it even works as a screwdriver

[-] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 year ago

Someone told me this a few years ago. Absolute pro life tip!

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[-] doctorn@r.nf 19 points 1 year ago

I have a lifehack for this:

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[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

I noticed my phone battery bulging just yesterday. So I went and dug up the documentation that came with it to see if I could take advantage of the manufacturer's warranty. No dice, but the sim card tray ejector thing was in with the user's manual. So at least I have that. :/

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Check out ifixit.com - your phone might be pretty repairable. It's crazy that companies stopped making phones with replaceable batteries.

[-] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not that much. . . . .

. . .

. . Money is why

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[-] razieltakato@lemmy.eco.br 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

I have like 7 of these in a container next to me. I don't think responsible is the word that would be associated with that behaviour.

PS - paperclips work fine for this purpose.

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago
[-] mp3@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

I do tech support, I always have one on my keychain.

[-] frostycakes@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

I used to keep one on my keys back when I worked at a carrier store selling phones. Made life so much easier then.

In fact, the actual inserted part broke off years ago (and I haven't done phone sales in over a decade), but the main part of the body is actually still attached to my keyring. I haven't even thought about that until this post, actually.

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[-] linearchaos@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

I mean, they fit on a keychain, which is fucking great; Sadly, they stab you through the pants pocket so they're fucking rude.

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[-] taggart_mccallister@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

I just bought a new phone and put it next to the other four I have.

[-] flashgnash@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

You're either really good at holding onto those things, or really good at losing/breaking phones

[-] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

iFIXIT kits include a bit that lets you eject sim trays

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[-] Nacktmull@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago
[-] adam_y@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

It's a contraceptive device.

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[-] Randomocity@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

It's a tool to remove the SIM card from a phone

[-] ReversalHatchery@beehaw.org 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

SIM tray opener tool for smartphones. It's pretty small

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[-] 0x2d@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

i usually grab a breadboard jumper wire and shove it in my sim card slot 😂

[-] kubica@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago
[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 14 points 1 year ago

You can now go on a resetting rampage

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[-] UnverifiedAPK@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

You guys aren't just using eSIMs?

[-] veroxii@aussie.zone 11 points 1 year ago

As someone traveling to other countries a few times a year, eSims have been a game changer.

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[-] Gork@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

I have a Moonlander split keyboard that is programmable and uses one of these little things for its reset button. My only gripe with it is that they could have designed a place for it to slot into the keyboard itself since it's very easy to lose it if it isn't otherwise attached to something.

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[-] jetsetdorito@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

aka fancy paperclip

[-] Spoonbit@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

I fixit gang. If you did not know, some of the ifixit kits have a screwdriver bit that is just for that

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[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

What if we're sure it's around here somewhere, just not sure where?

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[-] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I have something like 100 of these in a draw in my home office. Along with a straightened paperclip as a backup.

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[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 year ago

We have a whole keyring full of them at work

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[-] notannpc@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I still have it and now phone is eSIM only. But I can’t bring myself to throw it out.

[-] lichtmetzger@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

I have a screwdriver bit set that just includes one of those, very tightly secured. Whoever was responsible for ensuring this was neccessary: You are a hero.

[-] gatelike@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

this made me feel good about myself, thanks

[-] Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

....I used mine to clean my ears.

[-] Djtecha@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Just tuck it into your phone case if you can. Easy solution to always have it when you need it.

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[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

I put mine on the keychain.... It's responsible for some small holes in my trousers pockets and I have been pricked too but worth it.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I'm responsible for a lot of things

[-] Sloogs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

How often are you dudes changing SIMs? I only ever do it when I get a new phone, and they always come with one.

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