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[-] eselover@lemmy.today 268 points 1 year ago
[-] Seraph@kbin.social 187 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] dojan@lemmy.world 116 points 1 year ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

You will have fun, whether you like it or not.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Congratulations, you are having fun. Please do not resist.

[-] Resonosity@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago

The DnD will continue until morale improves

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

The beatings will continue until morale improves. Does a 12 hit?

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[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 104 points 1 year ago

Imagine getting dishonorly discharged because you missed too many dnd sessions

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 16 points 1 year ago

Too light a punishment, I say!

[-] Fleur__@lemmy.world 91 points 1 year ago

"we're wargaming sir" "With goblins and wizards?" "Yes"

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

"The greatest threat to security policy is the belief that there is no threat."

[-] roboticide@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

"Real world Russian capabilities are shown to be lacking, so the Red Menace are now Red Wizards."

[-] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 61 points 1 year ago

Ish. Dont shit where you eat. Its risky to play with coworkers, but really dangerous to play with your boss. I highly advise everyone NOT to do it

[-] _danny@lemmy.world 66 points 1 year ago

Ehh really depends on your boss. And honestly it depends on you also. If either of you can't separate work from personal time then you really shouldn't be hanging out. But for most of the bosses I've had, some lighthearted social time outside of work was perfectly fine.

[-] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 8 points 1 year ago

Monopoly is fine. Dnd is another beast.

[-] DoomBot5@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Monopoly destroys families. That's like the one game I will not play with my boss.

[-] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 14 points 1 year ago

Please tell me you can play a single campaign without playing the horny bard, buying slaves, or torturing goblin prisoners

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[-] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 year ago

Can vary. If they were all planning to come anyway, this is just hilarious.

[-] Skates@feddit.nl 10 points 1 year ago

That's just silly. I DM for a group made out of two of my employees and two other people in different teams. It's only brought us together more, now we do stuff for each other's birthdays and have our own inside jokes and shit, there's only been positive outcomes.

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[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is why you shouldn't try and make friends with your boss. Too much of a power difference.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 64 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Imagine being a private and marrying a Major. She could just order me to mow the lawn, haha. she could order me to cook dinner every night and wear a slutty apron while I do it lol. She could order me to go down on her while she does paperwork and writes up punishments for other male soldiers under her command who have messed up during the week. She could make me lay down face up while she does pushups with her hands around my throat so she's choking me out the whole time. Geez that would be funny, right guys? Haha!

[-] jdaxe@infosec.pub 27 points 1 year ago

Haha.. unless?

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 year ago

Soldiers have the duty to disobey orders that are illegal or unconstitutional, so she could not make you wear a slutty apron because that would likely violate your right to personal identity.

[-] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 12 points 1 year ago

Aaawww... *sadly takes it dow

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[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago

Generally people don't commit to a campaign if it's not something they want to do. In my experience, the "scheduling conflicts" referred to are probably other responsibilities outside player control. I can't claim to be intimately familiar with military life, but I presume they aren't being ordered to supercede the players' will to be there, but to take advantage of the military hierarchy to clear their play time from other orders.

I play with the person who makes my schedule, and it's awesome.

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago

u.s. troops playing d&d instead of murdering people is a win in my book

[-] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

what if I told you more of us play dnd than kill people in the first place?

And we agree, way more fun

[-] 1smoothcriminal@lemm.ee 40 points 1 year ago

From what I see its paid pay ... sign me up for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Captain.

[-] Damaskox@kbin.social 40 points 1 year ago

Hope this works/eases stuff up.

Scheduling problems are real, and a big headache!

[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 31 points 1 year ago

Well that's one way to increase recruitment. Mandatory D&D time.

[-] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 26 points 1 year ago

Kraken Kampaign…. That’s one letter short of being a bit concerning…

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 year ago

Fun fact. In Finland KKK is known for "Kylmä, Koho, Kompressio" or in English, "cold, lift up, compression" for treating common sport injuries

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[-] Osa-Eris-Xero512@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago
[-] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 18 points 1 year ago

Aahhh, fellow KDE Kenjoyer 😏

[-] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago

KDE Kampaign Kreator

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[-] Abnorc@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

It’s probably nothing. You could say the same about “Krusty Krab.”

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 13 points 1 year ago

Kraken Kampaign of Karnage

[-] uis@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Average KDE enjoyer

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[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

It's a "team building" exercise in office/corporate life. Lol

[-] Ticklemytip@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Yes! That's fuuuuuuckin glorious

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Rocks fall, you die. The campaign is over.

Then email everyone but her.

[-] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

why's the picture so stretched?

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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

I like point 5.

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