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[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 130 points 1 year ago

Nice to see there are some military members who aren't so conditioned & brainwashed & beaten down, they can still see the ridiculousness of it all.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 99 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I've never claimed to be involved in the military. I just like degrading other men at work!

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 61 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So you are in the military

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago
[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

What color is your favorite flavor?

[-] tryptaminev@feddit.de 37 points 1 year ago

How are you supposed to condition a human to go kill and die in a brutal onslaught, if you can't condition him to wear an uniform and shave?

[-] dsemy@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

You'd be surprised how much soldiers care about facial hair

[-] justabigemptyhole@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

Try getting a gas mask to seal properly with a beard. Just sayin

[-] ALostInquirer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Would specialized velcro for beards help?

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago
[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago
[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

That's most of them, or at least the junior enlisted.

[-] turkalino@lemmy.yachts 7 points 1 year ago

The military is actually packed with the kind of people you described. Just don't look in the NCO ranks, or field grade officers and above.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Exactly. It's the lower enlisted people who haven't been in as long and aren't fully brainwashed & conditioned to the cult obedience mindset yet.

[-] TooLazyDidntName@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That and the guard!

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub -5 points 1 year ago
[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Did you mean to write Meh instead of Men?

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 4 points 1 year ago

Hah, yes, stupid autocorrect

[-] db2@sopuli.xyz 29 points 1 year ago

Someone's bitter. You made the bed, now bounce a quarter off of it then drop and give me 50!

[-] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 year ago

Sir, this is the Air Force...we don’t do that sort of thing.

[-] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[-] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Abso-fucking-lutely

[-] Sarcasmo220@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

The commute is only 20 minutes? Is that society or a utopia?

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

They live on a military base and drive at 10 mph.

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