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[-] AnanasMarko@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago

Either you're on social media, or you don't exist 🤔

[-] G0FuckThyself@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

TIL, I don't exist.

[-] pacoboyd@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Should I start looking at your social media via Lemmy history?

Edit: Hahaha, I probably shouldn't have dove in. That's on me.

[-] buddhabound@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I was curious about what you found, so I looked, too. I probably shouldn't have dove in. That's on me.

[-] Oxnvat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ok yall are actually making me want to look now

Edit: Probably shouldn't have dove in. That's on me.

[-] megane_kun@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I looked, wondering what the fuss is all about. I just saw an ordinary Lemmy user that is devoted to his waifu.

Or did you guys see something else?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 2 years ago

I am but a figment of my own imagination.

[-] Ethalis@jlai.lu 23 points 2 years ago

This is like all those older people that keep saying "Wow kids these days are so good with tech and computers!". No, they actually suck at computers, they just know how to navigate the frontend of apps that are insanely complex on the backend but are designed to provide a good and easy UX.

[-] omgarm@feddit.nl 17 points 2 years ago

Easy when people have open profiles. Or a school/society/workplace has them tagged/named anywhere.

[-] my_legs_still_hurt92@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

I don't even know a girl.

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

Look at me

Im a girl now

[-] zazo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Sounds kinda creepy ngl

[-] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

I also know a girl who knows how to use facebook

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Beats having to go there yourself.

this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2023
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