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[-] barttier@feddit.de 174 points 11 months ago

First I wanted to contradict and say that I like arch linux because it feels good... So yes: I see your point

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[-] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 127 points 11 months ago

Hmm, the Arch one seems to be incorrect. People who wear a buttplug won't randomly announce that they're wearing buttplug.

[-] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 82 points 11 months ago

They likely would, if it was an Arch butt plug.

[-] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 11 months ago

A Bluetooth controlled butt plug that runs Arch? 😩

[-] zaph@sh.itjust.works 27 points 11 months ago

We don't have the same friends.

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[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 94 points 11 months ago

I feel like Ubuntu should be one of those squeaky hammer toys. Maybe I’m just biased,

[-] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 58 points 11 months ago

I think you're right. But, I'm trying to make my memes inclusive: I don't bash ubuntu users for the same reasons I don't beat people already on the ground and refrain from mocking the handicapped.

[-] K0W4LSK1@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Well you bash us arch users but i get it we can take it! Lmao. Or maybe ubuntu users just can't take a joke

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[-] constantokra@lemmy.one 19 points 11 months ago

No, Debian should definitely be the Swiss army knife, and Ubuntu should definitely be the playdoh Swiss army knife.

[-] Luci@lemmy.ca 81 points 11 months ago

That's a weird Debian logo on the Swiss Army Knife

[-] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 69 points 11 months ago
[-] Nelots@lemm.ee 35 points 11 months ago

is it really Arch if you're not going in dry?

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[-] mlg@lemmy.world 66 points 11 months ago

The swiss army knife should not be Ubuntu lol. Ubuntu would be like the dollar store knockoff that falls apart with use.

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[-] backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 52 points 11 months ago
[-] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 11 months ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] mack7400@lemmy.world 49 points 11 months ago

Mint would be a colourful toy piano. Just the way I like it.

[-] fl42v@lemmy.ml 48 points 11 months ago

Ubuntu. Multitool. Yeah, funny

[-] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 31 points 11 months ago

Its pretty apt because while you can technically use it to do a variety of things its almost always outclassed in any particular use

[-] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 27 points 11 months ago

Its pretty apt

I see what you did there

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[-] MTK@lemmy.world 47 points 11 months ago
[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 42 points 11 months ago

You can glue your own tail, there are instructions in the guide for proper configuration and cleaning.

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[-] Genericusername@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

No. It should be minimalistic by default. If you want to add a tail just grab one from the AUR.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 40 points 11 months ago

You can use those other distributions as buttplugs, too, but they're not going to be pleasurable or even comfortable.

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[-] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 38 points 11 months ago

My friend who uses Arch...btw. Is good at chess

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[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 37 points 11 months ago

That would explain the joy I'm feeling when using my PC

[-] d_k_bo@feddit.de 32 points 11 months ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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[-] bravesirrbn@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

Not everyone's thing, but if you're into it, feels really good to use?

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[-] Engywuck@lemm.ee 27 points 11 months ago

Arch is so pleasant to to use...

[-] Bonehead@kbin.social 26 points 11 months ago

But it's a little cold at first when you start using it.

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[-] bl4ckeagle@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

You got kinda an obsession with arch 😂 BTW im using Windows 11

[-] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 11 months ago

What "tool" should we then assign to Win11.

  • Inflatable mattress with a hole in?
  • Stop light at a roadside construction site?
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[-] ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 11 months ago

So I just spent the last day reading the Arch wiki on butt plugs. It is now fully configured and ready for use 🥴

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago
[-] Evkob@lemmy.ca 21 points 11 months ago

The fact that this exists makes me so happy. I doubt I'd ever use a smart buttplug, but I'm oddly relived that those who want Bluetooth up their ass can do so using open-source software.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The second sentence on the website

WELCOME STARDEW VALLEY AND ULTRAKILL PLAYERS! [...] Check out Lovense, Kiiroo, Satisfyer and others for toys that will work with the game!

> STARDEW VALLEY

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[-] EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

This is garbage, preposterous even! Kali is a toy lockpick for script kiddies, parrotOS is where the real deal is. Or you know just install the tools on debian.

I use arch btUwU

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[-] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

If linux distros were WW2 tanks.

Linux Mint - M4 Sherman
Sturdy, reliable, easy to build and maintain

Ubuntu - T-34
Easy to build, does what you want it to but terribly unreliable and tends to break down after a while

Arch - Tiger

Hard to build and takes too long, works great in design but in practice it just breaks down, over riced causing it to be unstable

Debian - Challenger

The best, usable in any situation, fairly easy to build and mighty reliable.

Linux Lite - M24 Chaffee

Fast, small, easy to build and unusually reliable for a light distro.

CentOS - Char B1

Outdated but still a beast of a distro.

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[-] whodatdair@lemm.ee 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Jokes on you I’m into that shit

[-] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 65 points 11 months ago

Maybe it's time for you to move on to gentoo:

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[-] Rooty@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

Damn, maybe I should give Arch a try...

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[-] seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 11 months ago

Sooo... Arch makes you horny?

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[-] Titou@feddit.de 19 points 11 months ago

Gentoo would be the materials to make your own tool

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