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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Thanksgiving_Turkey_Presentation

This originates from an annual tradition from the 1940s where the turkey presented by representatives was later killed and eaten. It wasn't until the 70s when they started sparing the turkeys. During Bush Sr's presidency, it became a formal ceremony with a pardon and everything.

It's this big ceremony on TV where named turkeys are brought to the White House to get ceremonial pardons. Some have food-related names like Marshmallow or Drumstick.

Charlie in 1987 trying to finish what John Hinkley Jr. started. He spent the rest of his days at a petting zoo.

The first president on record issuing a "pardon" to his turkey was Ronald Reagan. Reagan had been sending the turkeys presented to him to farms and zoos since at least 1982, and 1987's turkey, Charlie, was likewise headed to a petting zoo. At the time, Reagan was facing questions over the Iran-Contra affair, on whether or not he would consider pardoning Oliver North (who had yet to be tried for his involvement in the affair); Reagan conjured the notion of the turkey pardon as a joke to deflect those questions.

Reagan did not make any pardon references in the 1988 presentation, but his successor, George H. W. Bush, instituted the turkey pardon as a permanent part of the presentation beginning his first year in office, 1989. The phrase "presidential pardon" in that ceremony was apparently inserted by a speechwriter; Bush initially was indifferent to the terminology, saying "'Reprieve', 'keep him going', or 'pardon': it's all the same for the turkey, as long as he doesn't end up on the president's holiday table."

50-80 turkeys are selected based on their behavior from a pool of turkeys up for slaughter. The 10-20 best looking and most behaved turkeys are selected, then two are finally picked and get named by the president.

This year, Jennie-O brand is bringing two currently unnamed turkeys for Biden to pardon.

For those curious about the fates of the turkeys. It's not great. In a fashion that's particularly telling of the US:

For many years the turkeys were sent to Frying Pan Farm Park in Fairfax County, Virginia. From 2005 to 2009, the pardoned turkeys were sent to either the Disneyland Resort in California or the Walt Disney World Resort in Florida, where they served as the honorary grand marshals of Disney's Thanksgiving Day Parade. In 2010, 2011 and 2012, the turkeys were sent to live at Mount Vernon, the estate and home of George Washington; Mount Vernon stopped displaying and accepting the turkeys due to the fact that they violated the estate's policy of maintaining its own historical accuracy (Washington never farmed turkeys)

For many years, the pardoned turkeys were documented to have very short lives after their pardoning, frequently dying within a year of being pardoned; for comparison, heritage turkey breeds have lifespans on par with those of wild turkeys, at least five years.

Emphasis mine:

The lifespans of the pardoned turkeys have steadily improved in recent years, frequently having lifespans of over two years and occasionally reaching three years of age, an improvement attributed to better choices of homes after the pardons; rather than serving solely as tourist attractions, the turkeys are now placed in the care of experts who make conscious efforts to maintain the turkeys' health for as long as possible.

So yeah, in the spirit of aesthetics, the US president puts an animal on TV, promises it life and then leaves it to survive the machinations of an empire in violent decay. All the while the rest of them are condemned to die away from the general.

It just really makes a mockery of so many things the US pretends to care about.

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[-] Frank@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

CW: meat, animal agriculture, marketing

spoilerOh yeah, uh... farmed turkeys, like most domesticated meat animals, are genetic freaks that can barely survive long enough to reach slaughtering weight.

Also, this is all a publicity ploy by the turkey farming industry that, I think, started to try to get people to have turkey for thanksgiving instead of ham or something. Just pure advertising.

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

America looking at the millions of animals tortured and killed every year: This isn't us!

America: Proudly does a photo shoot with two turkeys and leaves them somewhere

[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's one of the most American ceremonies we have.

[-] muddi@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

CW violence, crueltyYeah it's a good metaphor, unfortunately. The spectacle is presented as something quaint and part of daily life. But the reality is too horrifying to even think about, let alone witness or experience. I used to stay near a slaughterhouse in India where chickens and goats were killed in open air. They scream like humans, especially the goats. The other time in my life I regularly heard sobs and screams around the street corner was when I lived in a bad neighborhood in the US and people used to curl up in this alley near me. Not sure if it was drugs, violence, mental instability, or just the pain of being homeless. I wasn't able to really help in either case, and the consequences still haunts me

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I knew about it and it's incredibly hokey and hypocritical, but at the same time the perfect parallel to the actual presidential pardons.

Only time it was morbidly good was when Sarah Palin was "pardoning" a turkey on camera while turkeys were being slaughtered right behind her. Not going to link the video because it's animal cruelty.

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Pardoned for the crime of being bred to be slaughtered and eaten...

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 year ago

So what I'm getting from this is: Oliver North was a turkey in a human disguise.

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