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[-] CarlsIII@kbin.social 29 points 1 year ago

Seeing Texas and Florida on there tells me there must be very good reasons for it to be illegal.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

I mean, you’re not wrong. In Florida, it’s illegal to have sex with porcupines, so you know they don’t have the best decision makers.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 1 year ago
[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Specifically porcupines... to my knowledge, no other state had to make that distinction.

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

...you...you think it should be legal?

[-] roofuskit@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It's more about the need to specifically ban it. When you have to put that in writing, shits gone wrong already.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Shh, bby, it's ok

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[-] roteradler@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Even as an European I understand want you're saying.

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[-] yote_zip@pawb.social 23 points 1 year ago

That means blue states are hard mode for owning a raccoon.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

You make an excellent point.

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

So in PA this is a weird one. You can have just about anything with an exotic animal permit. In order to get an exotic animal permit, you pay $50/yr, but you also need two years training with someone who has an exotic animal permit AND is specifically permitted to handle the type of animal you're trying to handle. There are also rules around getting various animals at both the state and federal level, and a few species are exceptions because of their potential to go feral and ratfuck our entire ecosystem but assuming the getting is legal the having is also legal with the permit.

[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago

but absolutely no fucking hedgehogs

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

No you arent supposed to fuck porcupines, but thats a florida law anyways.

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[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Nah, I just Pennsylvania. So yeah, by necessity I raccoon a little bit from time to time.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Understandable.

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[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

What justifies ownership? Can I just pluck one out of the ~~wild~~ trash and therefor own it?

[-] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 year ago

"No officer, that's not my raccoon, he's his own person"

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[-] Infynis@midwest.social 10 points 1 year ago

These are the sides for Civil War II

[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Don't you go putting Wisconsin in with Texas and Florida, unless all you are talking about is owning a trash panda....

[-] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Fun fact: it's also legal to own a giraffe in Wisconsin, as long as it gets a clean bill of health from a vet.

Additional fun fact: giraffe meat is sweet, and many big game hunters claimed it was the best tasting animal out of all the animals they've tried.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

So what you're saying is I should move to Wisconsin, start a giraffe empire and become a giraffe steak magnate?

[-] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Yes. And you should market it with a mascot named Girafferey Dahmer.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I'm filing for a business license as we speak.

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[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

Of course Texas and Florida are on there

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Wouldn't have it any other way.

[-] TheDoctorDonna@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I just checked and it's illegal in Canada. That makes me happy and sad.

[-] magnetosphere@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What I want is a map of the states where owning a raccoon was expressly, specifically made legal. States where the law plainly says that it is legal to own a raccoon.

Loopholes, sloppy legislation, and situations where someone can say “well, it’s not technically against the law” do not count.

[-] Earthwormjim91@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I mean, the default for everything is being legal until made illegal.

You’re not going to find many things explicitly made legal unless they’re exemptions to a law that would otherwise make it illegal.

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[-] roofuskit@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

The only surprises here are regular Virginia and some states where it is illegal.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I have relatives in VA, and from now on I shall refer to it as "regular Virginia" to them.

[-] roofuskit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I bet you they appreciate the recognition.

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[-] CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

My grandpa said when he was a kid; he climbed a tree, took a baby raccoon out of its nest and raised it to be a pet. This was in Michigan, more than 70 years ago

I have been in possession of a raccoon in North Carolina but I wouldn't say I owned her.

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, owning a raccoon is like owning a cat.

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[-] Entropy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

This map is incorrect. I live in Pennsylvania and have wanted a pet raccoon for years, sadly it is not legal here.

[-] DarkGamer@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Raised a couple when I was a kid, (illegally,) that were abandoned in our attic by their mother, would not recommend it. They were very cute but when they grow up it's very common for them to suddenly and violently turn on their owners. We heard a lot of stories and eventually released them into the wild before this could happen. They are wild animals, after all.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I can’t imagine they would make good pets, but one can dream.

[-] DarkGamer@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I totally understand, they are cute as hell! Maybe one day we will domesticate raccoons.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

This is what we should be working on instead of conquering space.

[-] DarkGamer@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

We could breed space-faring raccoons and kill two birds, (it worked in Guardians of the Galaxy!) XD

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I fully support this initiative.

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[-] Veneroso@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
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[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Woo! North Carolina represent!

[-] VerseAndVermin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

So what if someone got a racoon in a legal state and then later tried to move to CA? Do they have to disown their trash panda?

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

"You don't understand, he's family!"

[-] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It's legal here in the UK.

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