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[-] moosetwin@lemmy.world 58 points 2 years ago

mf sent me a message telling me to wake up but not how

[-] posedexposed@lemmynsfw.com 50 points 2 years ago

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

That's where any net-to-brain communication will aim at, and it will be way worse than car warranties...

[-] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

So you're telling me that "immortality" is just an excuse to keep draining money out of you?

Edit: I thought you were talking about saving minds in machines, and I think it's even scarier than what you said...

[-] mashbooq@infosec.pub 48 points 2 years ago

Is the outside world better or worse than the one I'm in now?

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago

The matrix paradox

[-] squidzorz@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

Wake me up inside

Can't wake up

Wake me up inside

Save me

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago

Ok, for all those asking how to wake up - all you need to do is to open your eyes.

[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"This is not a dream. We are using your brain as a receiver. We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference. You are receiving this broadcast as a dream. We are transmitting from the year one-nine-nine-nine. You are receiving this broadcast in order to alter the events you are seeing. Our technology has not developed a transmitter strong enough to reach your conscious mind. This is not a dream. What you are seeing is actually occurring."

[-] Xylight@lemmy.xylight.dev 14 points 2 years ago
[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Wait you're enjoying this? You sick bastard.

[-] Xylight@lemmy.xylight.dev 5 points 2 years ago

Heck no. But if this is a dream it must be literal hell out there.

[-] RatMaster@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Depends... Could be a nightmare we're in...

[-] atticus88th@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

The only way to wake up is by depositing some bitcoin into this account.

[-] voxov7@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Okay... let me just pull myself up by my brainstraps and wake tf up then!

[-] bobotron@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago
[-] iratesorbet@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago
[-] lanolinoil@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

You're not even my step dad

[-] ComfortablyGlum@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Is it as bad out there as it is in here?

[-] dorumon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

As someone who has tripped balls on similar things before this legitimately haunts my ass even to this day.

[-] daw@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

i’m gonna put this on my wall fr

[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

How do you wake up then

[-] Pokethat@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

You actually prefer this reality?!

[-] Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

nah im kinda eepy

[-] Anid_vid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I am scarred for the rest of my life now

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

I'm not gonna lie, I've had an acid trip that was along this line, and this is the first time seeing this!

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