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submitted 2 years ago by tibor@pawb.social to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[-] poquitocabeza@lemm.ee 32 points 2 years ago

It's called type 1 diabetes.

[-] Jamie@jamie.moe 16 points 2 years ago

Except it's gonna cost you more like $499.99 to stay alive.

[-] ReakDuck@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

If you live in US, yeah

[-] cals11@programming.dev 9 points 2 years ago

If that 10 bucks everything to keep a person alive, that's a steal... Food, water, shelter, and basic necessities.

I'd sign up in a heartbeat.

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 years ago

nah the $10/month is just that you dont get executed on the spot

[-] AlecSadler@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Or for any major treatment or injuries you have to watch 6 ads first, if you bleed out before they're done, so be it.

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

You gotta be kidding. All this does is stop them from sending somebody round to kill you.

[-] madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 years ago

I read singing and wondered for half a minute straight what an Amazon Prime lullaby is going to sound like

[-] mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl 2 points 2 years ago

Pay with Credit card to get that lifelong debt a kickstart.

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