How long until the founder of starlink starts saying the Earth is flat?

"High profile wingnut man-child, who bought Twitter for the express purpose of espousing wingnut political stances and to benefit fellow wingnut party members, blathers additional disproven wingnut conspiracy theory nonsense."

Shocker!

Hey Musk fans. I thought this dude was smart?

If you're (general) still using Xitter, and you're ashamed of that fact, remember that your continued use of the platform puts money into this man's pocket.

Musk buys Comet Pizza and relocates all his child sex slaves there. "Once we get the cages installed, the Libs will be fully owned."

Are people really still on the "Pizzagate" thing? I thought that died out a while back.

Look can we just bust him for tax fraud now and save everyone a lot of unecessary grief?

Elon continues to lose it. Nothing new.

Ol musk going death con

I am waiting for Internet Historian's video titled "Elon loses his Musk" in a couple years from now.

JFC, pizzagate was stupid even by the low standards of the qon mindset.

How the fuck are we still doing this shit?!

There is no such thing as an honest conservative. Every word uttered by a conservative is deception or manipulation.

Dishonesty is a core conservative trait. We should be teaching our children to recognize conservatives as untrustworthy.

This is the best summary I could come up with:

Comet Ping Pong, a Washington, D.C., pizza parlor, was the target of a conspiracy theory known as Pizzagate that rose to prominence during the 2016 election cycle.

The theory claimed that major Democratic Party figures, including presidential nominee Hillary Clinton and her Campaign Chair John Podesta, were running a satanic child trafficking operation from within the pizza joint, and that instructions for pizza orders found in Podesta’s leaked emails were actually directives on how to order children.

That Musk would publicly engage with a user dredging it up speaks to the depths to which the owner of X has descended into conspiracy-laden, right-wing fever swamps.

Musk also in May of this year claimed evidence that a mass shooter in Allen, Texas, held white nationalist beliefs was a “psyop” created by the media.

Media Matters president Angelo Carusone issued a statement on Monday addressing Musk’s campaign against the organization, which has drawn the attention of a Republican attorney general.

“Elon Musk has spent the last few days making meritless legal threats, elevating bizarre conspiracy theories, and lobbing vicious personal attacks against his ‘enemies’ online,” Carusone wrote.

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Lol, that’s some great trolling

wait till he learns about the reverse vampires!