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He will sing for you
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15/hr
How long is this song?
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3 minutes but there’s 20 of them nonstop and you have to listen without blinking or breaking eye contact. Otherwise your retinas melt
I mean if he's paying $15 / hour...
dude is paying me double the minimum wage to listen to him sing.
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Thank you.
I don't think I've ever been so creeped out and yet charmed before.
Someone call him
it's a restaurant somewhere, don't bother them. they don't have spicy noodles and veg anyways.
I meant someone who lived there to legit try it
We could community source $15/hour to fund a Livestream stream
I thought the rules were clear
this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2023
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