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[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 109 points 1 year ago

It's a long-con. When the kid isn't cute anymore and stops getting the extra nugget, it adds extra punch to the painful reality of the cold, uncaring universe.

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago

This is why I punch every kid I see. To prepare them for the metaphorical punch they will get later in life. 😤😤😤

[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Doing the Lord's work

[-] CareHare@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Such a good lad, always thinking and caring about children's futures. This still gives me a little bit of hope for humanity. Cheers mate.

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 64 points 1 year ago

Will nobody stop this madman‽

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 10 points 1 year ago

Some madmen aren't meant to be stopped

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

[Insert Michael Caine Dark Knight quote here]

[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 55 points 1 year ago

Evil is when you get two kids that order nuggets you only put an extra in one and watch them fight over it.

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Or take one nugget from one bag and put it in the other, plus an extra nugget

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hohohoho. Delightfully devilish, Seymour.

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago

To the dudes who always added one single onion ring to my fries every time I went to Burger King or the late night group at Wendy's that will occasionally destroy my work dinner with like 4-5 extra patties, you're the real heroes.

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The end of night special is a glorious thing. It's the modern day equivalent of the end of a rainbow

[-] schmidtster@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

Kid is lucky buddy was working the nuggies though.

[-] larsloveslegos@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

I did this when I worked at McDonald's for a week lol. Their training was the worst of any job I've ever had

[-] xpinchx@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I took worked at McDonald's for a week and also routinely didn't count nuggets and filled that bitch up.

[-] larsloveslegos@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Eventually I realized this was intentional design because the extra nugget barely fits

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago
  • blesses nuggie orders

  • thinks he's evil

[-] divineslayer@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Corporate overlords detect a 3% reduced efficiency at this McDonald’s location. They implement video surveillance and determine the inadequacy. The boss making 2$ over minimum wage is required to fire you and hire someone new. All employees go to required training on workplace ethics and team observation.

[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Still worth it!

[-] gatelike@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

so wholesome, praise the devil and their devilish ways!

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