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Right back or right midfield at Lazio
should be more like upside down midfield amirite 
Of course he plays at Lazio lol
funny also that lazio is also famous for being a fascist club
which is the superior footballer haircut: zoomer broccoli or frosted tips?
Excuse me, that's a twunk. You can tell by the muscles and broad shoulders - totally different.
He looks like Timothee Chalamet, he's a twink. He'd need to be a handball player to get enough definition to become a twunk, as is dude is all cardio
naw, he's totally an ottermode twunk
I thought otters were just hairy twinks? Fuck my terminology is all outta wack.
Gonna maintain that that tiny Italian boy is a twink tho. If I can throw you around you are not in the hunk spectrum
Ottermode is a physique thing - muscular but also skinny, no pecs + all abs
Also also he's over 6 feet tall. I will not stand for this twunk erasure!
Sorry I'm the meterstick of twinks. I toss twinks. If I can toss you, you're a twink, and I can definitely toss that tiny itty bitty Italian
🤯
It's a burden really. I can't get too strong or suddenly everybody is a twink, but I have to work out or else no one is a twink. I am like Atlas, carrying the world on my shoulder and also sometimes my hips or other parts of my body
This is the kind of discourse I log onto Hexbear for.
I'm still mad about the abs=twink argument. Anyone can get abs no matter their muscle definition, it's not a muscle thing.
From the old greentext meme yeah?
He will make our best top coomers into facist top coomers
He wouldn't look half bad taking it up the ass in a Bel-Ami porno.
thw twinkification will continue until moral improves
at least he isn't pretending to play left field
this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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