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You are now a duck, what do you do first?? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Therealmglitch@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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You are still you, you can speak human language that you already know, and you know how to speak duck.

You have to learn how to be a duck. This means you gotta learn how to fly, hunt food, etc.

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[-] indigomirage@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

I suppose I'd duck.

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

The first thing is probably quack.. I would love to fly to someone in the park working on something and solve the issue for them. I'd like to be known as a helpful duck.

[-] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 5 points 1 year ago

I start wondering if I'm ugly.

[-] grabyourmotherskeys@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Immediately make a joke about quacking up.

[-] Helix@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Quack.

[-] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Rake in the lake

[-] flashgnash@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

It's a lovely day, and you are a horrible goose

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Attack someone with a sandwich

[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Fly south

[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Hockey.

[-] nis@feddit.dk 2 points 1 year ago

I'd duck. Then I would probably duck some more.

[-] Antimutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There could be more to it than that - like take up ballet.

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