Manatee dies of injuries from sexual encounter with his brother at Florida aquarium (www.nbcnews.com)

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[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Of course it's Florida

[-] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Jason: "Listen, you Argonauts. Tie me to the mast real tight. Those sirens have a great voice, but boy do I not want to meet them."

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Poor Hugh.

That's a lot of sentences I never thought I'd read.

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