Fruit Stripe gum had the unfortunate distinction of being the most delicious thing you've ever put in your mouth, a total whirlwind of flavor... for five seconds. Then it's just sugar, then shortly after that, it's just nothing. It's like something Willy Wonka would have wished for on a monkey's paw.
So long, Hausfraus for Fascism. Fucking Ku Klux Karens anyway.
Leave X and let it die, like you should have done when the butt-musk bought the site a year ago. Durr.
I can't believe people still use that site in light of everything we know about Musk. It should have been a ghost town months ago.
My grandpa had a pig heart valve, and that thing lasted way longer than its warranty suggested. Yeah, he was told up front it would last ten years, but he got more out of it.
They need the max sentence, every time. None of them are sorry; they're just telling the judge what they think he wants to hear. They might as well not be sorry making license plates for a decade.
I do NOT regret ditching Reddit, seeing how Spez the lemur boy is trying to shape discourse over there.
It's fucking chess, a game of the mind. What possible relevance could being transgender have to a game of chess?
CHESS?!
I'm confused that she's AT the meeting.
The pharmacy near the Capitol fills prescriptions for dementia medication, and those pills are going to our representatives. If you're taking dementia medication and are an elected official, sorry, but it's time for you to go. We'll get you a watch. If you can't even remember who you are, you shouldn't be crafting our laws.
Remember all that nonsense the media was posting about Mastodon being a haven for illegal porn? Almost feels like a smear campaign to defame an up and coming X/Twitter competitor.
You'll remember that name, because the moment the site appears, you'll click the little X on the top right corner of your computer screen to get rid of it.
Dolly Parton and Willie Nelson and Johnny Cash didn't act like this. Maybe you could aspire to be more like them, and less like... you.
Anti-vaxxers, of course. Everyone thank the anti-vaxxers with both middle fingers!