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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago

I bet I can guess this man's politics.

[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Once you've crapped, don't keep it trapped!

Once you've gone, windows must yawn!

Once you poop, you just can't stoop(any lower).

Once you've spout, chuck it out!

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Kinda brilliant. Sometimes it's hard for me to not pee while I poop so it seems risky.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

He inserted his hose into a Gatorade bottle.

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