Finally, I'm inside my wife.

I’m now peeing on the floor in the hallway

It depends on whether I displace the wall, or the wall displaces me.

I I am now sitting on nothing in the walkway through my living room. I fall on my butt on the carpet, severely swear, and then try for a bit to figure out what the hell just happened.

I fall 2 feet onto my bed. I'm lying on my right side, browsing Lemmy from a tablet right now.

Sitting in the driver seat of my car so I'd transfer to the passenger seat.

I'll end up lying on the floor of the store room. No thank you for my butt hurting me.

I no longer have a cat laying on my back.

I just fell off the couch.

SOMEONE FUCKING HELP ME I'M STUCK IN THE FUCKING WALL

My head would hit a metal chair.

I sit on the floor, despite a chair being there.

Other side of my couch

A chunk of file cabinet where my knee was falls to the floor. I fall to the ground, twisting my hip joint quite uncomfortably, possibly enough to pull something. I can't actually tell if my leg would be totally trapped, or if I could at least slide it out. If it's caught it's going to be a shitty wait for rescue.

I went from sitting in my Jeep in my garage to falling a couple feet onto the floor. Otherwise no issues.

I fell off the bed and got a nasty hit on my head against the bedside table. Thanks, I guess?

Taking a dump in my neighbors hallway

Depends Is that like 4 school buses or more like half a pen?

My upper body has fused with an ICEE machine.

I would be in the other chair.

I am now sitting on the roof of my house. Is a bit damp, but could be worse.