Eeper???

My blizzard, my choice.

I've never heard the term glizzy before. I...don't get it.

This graphic is going counterclockwise and I didn't enjoy that. On the other hand, neat.

The absolute disgust that clickbait titles evoke in me is enough to turn me away. But it's become so normalized that even the legit content does it. Now I can't read. Thanks, world leaders.

Semisexual is once every other sexual

Hey stranger wanna see my hog?

"...than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"

Shouldn't noclip be one word? I almost didn't get it. Joke ruined.

One time I ordered a shirt and it didn't show up for months. No response from the seller. I had accepted my loss and learned my lesson. But then a couple months later, bam, shirt.

But if I don't stop seeding I get the threatening emails

The trick is rewiring the outlet to 240v. More power = more signal.