I’m writing in Hillary. It’s her turn

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos

I'm voting for myself. President me. I'll make Fortnite illegal. Mango vapes will have federal protection and in fact will be mandatory

I'm not sure how someone can look at the mask-off cryptofascism of the American political system at this point and convince themselves that voting blue over red makes the tiniest bit of difference. The mountains of corpses both parties routinely inflict on the world at large makes any tiny delineation in rhetoric (and it is just rhetoric, because anyone with eyes knows the national level Democrats aren't doing shit about fuck even on culture war issues that they've fundraised off of for three decades, let alone any of the systemic evil and rot leaving billions in destitution) so fucking irrelevant that it's honestly a joke someone could even bother to try and shame people into casting votes that statistically would never influence the outcome of an election even if it was a fair and democratic process.