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expandn’t the list (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 1 year ago by lars@lemmy.sdf.org to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 123 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the red circle, I wouldn’t have known what to read otherwise

[-] kpw@kbin.social 79 points 1 year ago

It's missing a emoji so I know how to react tho

[-] Poggervania@kbin.social 25 points 1 year ago

And where’s the arrows and impact text so I know exactly what to read??

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 78 points 1 year ago
[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 39 points 1 year ago

Beautiful. Now put that annoying-ass AI voice over it and post it on TikTok.

[-] Infernal_pizza@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

With the oh no song playing in the background

[-] Moxvallix@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

This! Post! Wants people! Not to commit murder!

i hate that voice

[-] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

▶ 0:00 🔘────── 0:11

[-] Poggervania@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

you a boss frfr ong 🫡

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Good job. Now it looks like a youtube preview image. Just the silly head in one of the top corners for real reaction emotions is missing.

[-] alienzx@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago
[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

0/10 not enough minions.

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[-] Dave@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 year ago
[-] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Highest killcount listed is 300 as a single individual.

So 301 would be a fun world record attempt

[-] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Proven is 193. It's not what you know, it's what you can prove in court.

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

I killed 194, but they all went to another school.

[-] gingernate@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Username checks out ......

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Your honor, I would to present evidence that I have in fact killed 301 people not 133 like the prosecutors seem to claim"

"You are aware this will only worse your case right?"

"I'm trying to beat a record here ok?"

[-] CosmicTurtle@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

There is a number between 1 and probably 20 where the punishment for the number of people you kill doesn't really make a difference.

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

As seen by drunk drivers that wipe out entire families. How many get 10 or 20 years vs some rando who gets life for killing their crazy spouse?

[-] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, like 301 consequite life sentences... like... they can trial you for the rest, but what's the point.

[-] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

They can prolong their suffering by dismantling them piece by piece while keeping them alive or something.

[-] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Must've gotten 6 stars

[-] FuyuhikoDate@silkky.pub 29 points 1 year ago
[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It probably was there at some point. Here's an edit page where someone undid the edit adding "You can help expanding this list by killing people!" (Poor grammar copied as is)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:MobileDiff/1135793049

If you looked far back enough, you could probably find the phrase in the picture.

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago

They asked nicely, so you can't kill people.

[-] Lucien@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Murderers have been cancelled

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Stupid woke anti-murder cancel culture. In my day, we got murdered 3 times a week uphill both ways, and we were grateful!

[-] GarytheSnail@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago

You can expand the list legally by discovering more serial killers.

[-] doctorn@r.nf 20 points 1 year ago
[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh come on, I only stabbed him 37 times.

[-] FollyDolly@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I had the rumbles in my tummy only hands could satisfy!

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

What is wrong with you Carl?

[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Well, I kill people and I eat hands. That's two things.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Sorry but I gotta get on the leaderboard

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