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[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

Do renters get vampire threshold protection? What if their landlord is a vampire? Can they enter with 24 hours notice?

[-] zeekaran@sopuli.xyz 20 points 11 months ago

By Buffy rules, the protection only exists if the person living there feels like it's a home. So renters would definitely have protection.

[-] metaStatic@kbin.social 16 points 11 months ago

You've clearly never rented

[-] Something_Complex@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

No, according to us law. Especially if said vampire is rich, your landlord owns you when you move in.

This also applies to non vampire ones, but those ones max max only want a kidney or two.

[-] Froyn@kbin.social 18 points 11 months ago

personwhoinvitesmeinsays What?

[-] Pretzilla@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago
[-] otter@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago

What is the intended word?

I searched for it and just found this

These transition zones are called ecotones, and when applied to where oceans meet the land, are referred to as the nearshore, which includes the intertidal or foreshore zone, the subtidal zone (to a depth of 10 meters), and for this lesson plan, also the backshore zone.

Which is going in the wrong direction

[-] MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago

Shore/Sure!

[-] solivine@sopuli.xyz 9 points 11 months ago

The top one, that's the joke

[-] otter@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

OH, I missed that lol

Thought 'you fool' was also disappointment

Also thank-you @marmalademermaid@lemm.ee

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago
[-] Player2@sopuli.xyz 8 points 11 months ago

"is this your house?"

[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Image Transcription: Text

vampire: what do you call the land that meets the sea (may i come in)

me: what was that?

vampire: what do you call the land that meets the sea (may i come in)

me: shore

vampire: (you fool)

I've been laughing at this all day


Image Transcription: Tumblr

letsplaysocialjustice

me: beach

vampire: disappinted vampire noises

this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2023
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