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[-] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago

How does Santa deliver presents to the entire world in one night?

Adderall.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

Is also explains the great speed…scientifically.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

"SiiiIIiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIII...WHOOOOOOOOHHH WHO WANTS TO DELIVER THESE F#*%ING PRESENTS????"

[-] Rebels_Droppin@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Lol reminds me of the Cheech and Chong bit "Santa Claus and his old lady".

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago

Why is it so hard to get into the Christmas spirit once you hit adulthood?

[-] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The secret is magical Christmass Dust :D

[-] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

We are distracted by the bills, time, and effort that goes into everything.

[-] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

No wonder Christmas decorations are coming out earlier and earlier, it makes it easier to put them up a little at a time

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

It's happens differently for people. I sometimes notice it when packing presents or riding home in a public transport when the streets are covered in snow. Maybe it needs some special moment.

[-] Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

My spirit picked back up when I had kids. Seeing their Christmas spirit turned to 11, I get the contact high from them.

[-] M137@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My family decided many years ago to give up presents to everyone but the kids. It really helps with getting a nicer christmas feeling, both due to lowered stress and financially. Right now, the only kids are my half-brother and my sisters daughter, so it's just two presents for each adult to think about. We spend money on better and more food on both Christmas and New Years Eve.

[-] weariedfae@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

This is legit a movie starring Dudley Moore.

[-] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Which I'm going to watch again in a very different light this year.

[-] BustinJiber@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

You take Christmas, grind it down, and there you have it. Drugs and also you win the war.

[-] Destraight@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

What a terrible comic, it doesn't even show him flying

[-] lugal@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

It would be bad if it didn't end with the punchline

this post was submitted on 09 Dec 2023
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