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[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 63 points 11 months ago
[-] poplargrove@lemmy.world 48 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I know an apprentice when I see one. See you at high council.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 37 points 11 months ago
[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

is this what started the no poop challenge?

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

No Deuce December

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago
[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Also constipation.

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

Easy now, no need to go nuclear

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago
[-] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago

This is me fr

[-] starman2112@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

🎵 Straight outta Mordor, four more wizards come to your door

Don't step to us, cause we the number one sorcerers

Pour more of that maiden-bangin potion

Pop the dragon into three legged motion, now we coastin🎵

[-] regdog@lemmy.world 51 points 11 months ago
[-] pigup@lemmy.world 50 points 11 months ago
[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 11 months ago

Just came back from the toilet, you have no power over me

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

the spell really only works on subjects who are past middle age

[-] cypherix93@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago
[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 37 points 11 months ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 25 points 11 months ago

fails concentration check

Suffocates

[-] regdog@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

This is a great format

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago

I cast feeling(tongue in mouth)

I cast feeling(feet in shoes)

[-] Sanyanov@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

You monster

[-] DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 11 months ago

I cast THE GAME

[-] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago

I counter it with "breathing to the tune of a song I have stuck in my head"

[-] starman2112@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I just stop breathing. If my dumbass lungs wanna live they can start pulling their weight

Fuck you why does that work

[-] peyotecosmico@programming.dev 4 points 11 months ago

Hahaha love this thread, I hope it becomes meta

[-] pigup@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago
[-] MrSilkworm@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I cast manual moving eyelids

[-] Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

In through the nose, out through the mouth. Expand your diaphragm on exhales, meaning your belly should extend, and compress it on inhales, meaning your belly should contract. Deep, long breaths, with each one, return your focus to your form. When you drift, and find your breathing is automatic again, and your mind has wandered, acknowledge the thought, and return your awareness to your breathing. In through then nose, belly contracting and chest expanding, hold, out through the mouth, belly expanding and chest contracting.

All that to say, manual breathing is something I think everyone should practice regularly.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

more plz

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