If your discharge is yellow, consult a physician

And when someone’s telling you to eat a d*ck at Christmas just pull that one out and eat it while staring into his or her eyes

Nice dickerdoodle. And whatever the yonic equivalent of "dickerdoodle" is.

Vagingerbread? Pusscotti? Labiakuchen?

So lovely to see more non-meme garbage posts on the rise again.

There are humor communities and funny communities. Use them.