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I miss her so much (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world

The compilation of her interviews with Craig are an utter delight.

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[-] Seraph@kbin.social 144 points 11 months ago

Ladies, no one is stopping you from whipping them out.

Except other ladies. And creepy dudes. And back pain. And gravity.

[-] AnarchistArtificer@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago

Ah, gravity, my arch nemesis (I have a disability that makes me fall over a lot. I also have boobs)

[-] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

Your ARCH nemesis.

I'll see my way out, thank you.

[-] DataDisrupter@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago
[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 12 points 11 months ago

on a post about bras. linux users truly are the vegans of the internet. (myself included)

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[-] Okokimup@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

Don't forget sweat.

[-] reev@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

And other men using the "she was asking for it" card.

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[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 69 points 11 months ago

As a man, I think this is a excellent opportunity for me to mansplain things.

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 50 points 11 months ago

for the women who are confused: 'mansplaining' is short for 'man explaining'. hope this helps!

[-] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This used to be a joke about how women are intellectually inferior and easily distracted. It was meant sarcastically, but as some asshats actually believe these things, I've decided to remove my comment.

Instead, please enjoy this limerick:

Once a man, his wit astray,
Misogyny in words, led him away.
Regret took its toll,
He sought a kinder role,
Apologies now pave his new day.

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 5 points 11 months ago

dont forget their favorite pasttime of raising children. i dont expect them to know as much as us men.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 59 points 11 months ago

He also says "they wear them" when the question was if they like them. The two are not necessarily mutually exclusive. Make him wear a bra and ask if he likes it, then interrupt him and say he is wearing one.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 83 points 11 months ago

I assumed he was setting her up for the punchline of repeating the question about whether they like to wear them. It comes across as self deprecating humor at his own expense while reinforcing her point.

[-] Soulg@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Yeah him speaking up made the moment way funnier.

But also man talked, bad man bad

[-] Neato@kbin.social 43 points 11 months ago

Ask him if he likes wearing a tie. I don't know anyone who actually enjoys the process of wearing one, just being seen in one. Little garrotes are uncomfortable.

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

But I like looking dapper 😔

[-] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 19 points 11 months ago

Yes but do you like wearing them, aside from social interactions? Do you relax at home fully suited up where nobody sees you?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago
[-] snooggums@kbin.social 23 points 11 months ago

Auto erotic asphyxiation doesn't count.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago
[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Fun fact: the first modern brassiere was two jock straps sewed together.

[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

That's kind of a jock strap.

[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

I know a guy who likes to wear bras.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I know a guy who likes to wear pants

[-] Zess@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Wrong. His original question to her was if she wore one, then she turned to the audience and asked the ladies if they liked wearing them. He thought she was about to ask if they wore bras and preemptively said "they wear them."

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 48 points 11 months ago

This morning I stood there almost completely dressed and then I thought,

I should wear a bra. But I don't want to wear a bra. But if I don't wear a bra I will be walking around with my hands curled in so my forearms obscure my chest, all day long walking around curled up like an insecure T-Rex because that's how I posture myself when I don't wear a bra.

If OTOH I do wear a bra I can walk like a normal person, which will retain my self-esteem so although I don't want to wear a bra, I put one on anyway.

[-] ax_xa@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

An insecure T-Rex is cute while also being extremely dangerous.

[-] IggyTheSmidge@kbin.social 33 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Before he moved to the BBC, Graham Norton had a late 90s/early 2000s show on Channel 4, which (amongst other things) featured random shit off the internet.

I swear, half the weird internet stuff would be prefaced with 'So, Carrie Fisher sent me this email- '.

Edit: Youtube - Carrie Fisher & Graham Norton Search The Dark Web (NSFW)

[-] Tischbein@sh.itjust.works 27 points 11 months ago

There are really comfortable bras now, wide bands, x across the back, they're supposed to be a game changer. Especially for women with bigger boobs. However… I forgot what the brand was.

[-] yourgodlucifer@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Sports bras?

I woulden't say they are super comfortable but way better than a regular bra

[-] Neato@kbin.social 16 points 11 months ago

I know someone who wears Tomboy. They say they are very comfortable and still provide enough padding up front to be sightly.

The Bralettes have an X back.

[-] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

"Comfortable" is still only in comparison, though.

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[-] Gork@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

Board members of the Free the Titty Committee.

[-] ferralcat 7 points 11 months ago

Are bras uncomfortable like underwear is for guys? I.e. i don't really love wearing it, but if I just let things flap around it's kinda a mess.

[-] GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 11 months ago

am trans woman, hav boobies and pp... have worn both in my life. bras are infinitely worse than underwear

[-] The_Ferry@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Trans people out here doing the research the rest of us are too afraid to truly do

[-] rosymind@leminal.space 6 points 11 months ago

I can't relate to how men's underwear feels, but bras are super uncomfortable. I only wear sports bras and I still hate them. It's harder to breathe- there's a constant pressure around the rib cage.

I only wear them when I have to, and even then sometimes I'm like: "fuck it, I'll deal with the looks" (mostly from other women who are with men- and my tits are small!)

[-] Shou@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Soprts bras are the way. I hate em too, but they are the least shitty option. I messed up my ribcage wearing wrong bras.

[-] wildwhitehorses@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Love wearing a bra. The only time I don't is whilst in water. The pain of not wearing one is ridiculous. That being said, some bras are just awful and uncomfortable and you need the right one, or two, for the right occasion. I hate wearing pants though and will happily wear nothing but a bra in my own house.

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

In my experience if I get one that fits right they're not that bad. Some styles are just uncomfortable regardless, but bodies can be shaped in a lot of different ways, so of course preferences will vary just as much.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Only thing I know about bras is some have wires which can literally stab you when you wear them.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

What is that disembodied hand around her throat in the third pane?

[-] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Just her neck and some streak of light.

[-] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 11 months ago

I think that's called "skin"

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