Local Police Department’s Secret Santa Gift Exchange Entirely Made up of Punisher Merch (thehardtimes.net)

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[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

At press time, the gift exchange ended in a hail of gunfire after a rookie inadvertently purchased a mousepad for his Secret Santa with the new version of the Punisher logo on it.

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[-] Tronn4@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

It was his first desk pop

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